December 2011
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HAPPY 2012 TUMBLR
-21 HOURS TO SHERLOCK
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I'M SO USED TO MY NICKNAME THAT I GIVE THE ANON...
I’M NARIPOLPETTA. FOLLOW ME, I’M HERE, I’M SORRY ;_;
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Are you wearing any pants?
You: no.
Stranger: No.
You: :D
Stranger: I’m wearing a bedsheet.
You: Oh.
You: Sherlock.
Stranger: Yes.
Stranger: John.
You: I knew it wouldn’t wear any underwear today as well, so I adapted myself and ta-daaan, no pants for me as well.
Stranger: Nobody wears clothes today.
You: *turns around himself* do you like...
Tick tock, goes the clock...no place for grief or...
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John, don’t. Please, don’t die. - SH
Stranger 1: But… I shouldn’t have eaten the jam. It’s all I can do now, to save myself and the jam. I must die. - JW
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John, don’t. Please, don’t die. - SH
Stranger 1: But I want to.
Stranger 2: You’re late. -JW
Stranger 1: You’re gay for me, aren’t you. - SH
Stranger 2: It took you this long to figure it out. - JW
Stranger 2: Well done proper genius. -JW
Stranger 2: -dies-
Stranger 1: I was busy with other gay stalkers, sorry to not notice you sooner. -strokes...
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You were right. I’m sorry. I think I’m dying. Sorry. - JW
Stranger 1: John?
Stranger 1: Goddammit John think of Sherlock
Stranger 2: Mycroft put the cake away and help !
Stranger 1: See!
Stranger 1: You’ll be okay
Stranger 1: Lestrade is on his way
Stranger 1: You know him and Mycroft are an item now?
Stranger 2: yes
Stranger 1: Tell us about Rupert...
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Stranger 1: *produces magic wand, saves John and...
PLEASE MARRY ME
Stranger 1: He signs off his name with J xXx
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Stranger 1: Why on Earth would Moriarty take John?
Stranger 2: i know!
Stranger 2: he’s too dumb.
Stranger 2: nobody needs john.
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SHERSHERK
OH GOD I LOVE YOU
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Stranger 2: Sherlock Homeless , such a pleasure to...
SHERLOCK HOMELESS *DIES
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Stranger 1: i don't even know what a moriarty is
OMFG.
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ollieplimsolls:
You know what’s funny
And with funny I mean downright sad
When Irene Adler gets naked she’s a horrible slut
When Sherlock Holmes runs around in a blanket that barely covers his deducing arse it’s fantastic and grand and fucking wonderful
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Disappointed Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
scarfofswag:
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle reflects
They're Giving Me an ASBO: Ungrateful Freeman Fan... →
valeria2067:
I should be nothing but thankful for the newest Sherlock promo material.
But…
DAMMIT, ANDERWORDS!
Couldn’t the words have been smaller? Or not all over John’s face?
I mean…. I WANT TO SEE HIM PUNCH THAT GORGEOUS SKINNY BASTARD NOW, without text all over it.
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I WANT TO SEE JOHN’S…